ExpertLaw's Collection of Lawyer Jokes

The Client Oath

A lawyer swears in a new client as if in court, "Do you promise to pay the bill, the whole bill and nothing but the bill?"

Contributing Artist: John Chase

Legal cartoons by John Chase of For more examples of John's work, be sure to visit his website.

These joke pages are intended to inspire smiles, smirks and groans. We have attempted to create a collection of quality lawyer jokes and cartoons, and hope that you find many you haven't seen before. If you hate lawyer jokes, don't read 'em - and lighten up! For the rest of you, we hope you get a good laugh.

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