You May Need A New Lawyer If:
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Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.
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When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
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Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
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Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
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A prison guard is shaving your head.
These joke pages are intended to inspire smiles, smirks and groans. We have attempted to create a collection of quality lawyer jokes and cartoons, and hope that you find many you haven't seen before. If you hate lawyer jokes, don't read 'em - and lighten up! For the rest of you, we hope you get a good laugh.
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