ExpertLaw's Collection of Lawyer Jokes

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

You May Need A New Lawyer If:

  • Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.

  • When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.

  • Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

  • Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.

  • A prison guard is shaving your head.

These joke pages are intended to inspire smiles, smirks and groans. We have attempted to create a collection of quality lawyer jokes and cartoons, and hope that you find many you haven't seen before. If you hate lawyer jokes, don't read 'em - and lighten up! For the rest of you, we hope you get a good laugh.

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