ExpertLaw's Collection of Lawyer Jokes

A Lawyer's Priorities

Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beatiful model walking towards them.

"What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like to f*** her!"

"Really?" the other responded, "Out of what?

These joke pages are intended to inspire smiles, smirks and groans. We have attempted to create a collection of quality lawyer jokes and cartoons, and hope that you find many you haven't seen before. If you hate lawyer jokes, don't read 'em - and lighten up! For the rest of you, we hope you get a good laugh.

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