ExpertLaw's Collection of Lawyer Jokes


What do you get if you send a prostitute to law school?

A f***ing know-it-all.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his @$%.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.

(This is a spoonerism. Do we need to explain it?)

Did you hear about the lawyer who dropped her briefs and became a solicitor?

These joke pages are intended to inspire smiles, smirks and groans. We have attempted to create a collection of quality lawyer jokes and cartoons, and hope that you find many you haven't seen before. If you hate lawyer jokes, don't read 'em - and lighten up! For the rest of you, we hope you get a good laugh.

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