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The Question Game

A blonde and a lawyer found themselves sitting next to each other on a plane.

The lawyer asked the blonde to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time she asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde fifty dollars.

The lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without a word the blonde paid the lawyer five dollars.

The blonde then asked him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?"

The lawyer thought about it for a long time, but finally gave up. He handed the blonde a $50 bill, and asked her what the answer was.

Without saying a word the blonde gave the lawyer five dollars.

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