ExpertLaw's Collection of Lawyer Jokes

Help Bury A Lawyer?

A lawyer, known more for his drinking at the bar than for his practice before it, died in poverty.

The other attorneys from the city, feeling sorry for his family, started a fund to cover his funeral expenses.

A local businessman was asked to make a contribution.

"Will you please donate a dollar, so we can bury a lawyer?"

"Only a dollar to bury a lawyer?" asked the businessman, "Here's $100 -- go and bury 99 more of them."

These joke pages are intended to inspire smiles, smirks and groans. We have attempted to create a collection of quality lawyer jokes and cartoons, and hope that you find many you haven't seen before. If you hate lawyer jokes, don't read 'em - and lighten up! For the rest of you, we hope you get a good laugh.

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