ExpertLaw's Collection of Lawyer Jokes

You Might Be A Lawyer If....

You might be a lawyer if:

  • You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

  • The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.

  • You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

  • Your other car is a BMW.

  • When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.

  • When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

These joke pages are intended to inspire smiles, smirks and groans. We have attempted to create a collection of quality lawyer jokes and cartoons, and hope that you find many you haven't seen before. If you hate lawyer jokes, don't read 'em - and lighten up! For the rest of you, we hope you get a good laugh.

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