You might be a lawyer if:
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You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
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The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.
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You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
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Your other car is a BMW.
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When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
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When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.
These joke pages are intended to inspire smiles, smirks and groans. We have attempted to create a collection of quality lawyer jokes and cartoons, and hope that you find many you haven't seen before. If you hate lawyer jokes, don't read 'em - and lighten up! For the rest of you, we hope you get a good laugh.
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