ExpertLaw's Collection of Lawyer Jokes

I Want The Job, Now!

At two in the morning, the phone rang at the governor's mansion. An aide found himself talking to a local attorney, who insisted that he must speak to the governor immediately.

Despite pleas to postpone his call until morning, the attorney insisted that the call was over a matter of utmost urgency, and that he could not wait. Eventually, the aide reluctantly decided to wake up the governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

"Judge Cassidy just died," announced the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

The Governor shot back, "It's okay with me if it's okay with the undertaker."

These joke pages are intended to inspire smiles, smirks and groans. We have attempted to create a collection of quality lawyer jokes and cartoons, and hope that you find many you haven't seen before. If you hate lawyer jokes, don't read 'em - and lighten up! For the rest of you, we hope you get a good laugh.

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