ExpertLaw's Collection of Lawyer Jokes


Changing lawyers in the middle of a case is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

Four out of five doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need any Tylenol.

Q. How does an attorney sleep?

A. First he lies on one side, and then on the other.

A town too small to support one lawyer can always support two.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

Ten pounds - but that includes the urn.

These joke pages are intended to inspire smiles, smirks and groans. We have attempted to create a collection of quality lawyer jokes and cartoons, and hope that you find many you haven't seen before. If you hate lawyer jokes, don't read 'em - and lighten up! For the rest of you, we hope you get a good laugh.

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